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• Obama Downgrades Standard and Poors to Snitch
• Boehner to Obama: Where are the Thank You / Reward Points?
• Contagion! Trillions Evaporate as Bets on Market Going Left Collapse
• Trichet Declares Austerity on Austerity

• Markets in Chaos. Companies Firing People Who Don't Even Work for Them
• Exxon Mobil to Buy PetSmart Inc.

• Euro Tensions Soar on Greek XXX Rated Bond Issuance
• Market Beaten So Hard Chart Even Looks Bad Upside Down
• Hands Free Toilet Paper Race Heats Up
• Pfizer's New Pregnancy Drug Makes Babies Get Born in the United States
• Fort Knox Full of Chocolate - Secretary Geithner in the Hot Seat

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• Pirates Boost Earnings at Nordic American Tankers
• Geithner Warns China to Cure its Addiction to Lending
• Barrick Gold Corp. Q2 Earnings Surge on Buying by Aliens
• Bank of Japan Devalues Currency, Again
• Obama's Bold New Plan: Lower the Debt Floor. Finish the Basement.

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